I'm not normally a violent person, but sombody has to DIE!!!!!

I happened to walk past a strip mall today, and guess what was coming out of their exterior speakers? A bad country rendition of "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claws." I was rather annoyed when I had to plan ahead to minimize my exposure for the month between thanksgiving and christmas. I became quite angry when it crept up to the two months between halloween and christmas. But if I'm going to have to keep a twenty yard separation between me and any store for one sixth of the year... (*takes a deep breath* "I must not murder. Murder is the brief pleasure that brings long term incarceration. Murder is the...")

Come on folks. There aren't 1464 hours of good christmas music in existence. Therefore you're going to be playing an awful lot of really bad renditions and overplaying the classics to the point where peoples ears start to bleed. Is this really what you want? (apparently, yes)